its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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