im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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