i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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