Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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