Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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