i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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