this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Dear god my vagina.
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