I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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