whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
