You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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