I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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