This is not my ceiling
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize
