hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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I need you to use more vowels.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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