Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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