there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize