I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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