adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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