So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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