she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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