so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
