are you still at the devil's house?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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