To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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