I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
