What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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