Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
vagina is talking i cant
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
A bitchslap is in order.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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