Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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