TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
soo... how was my night?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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