So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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