do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
