I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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