Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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