All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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