bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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