not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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