Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
