My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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