First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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