Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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