when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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