I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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