I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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