She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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