Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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