You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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