I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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