'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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