U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I hope mine doesn't look like that
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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