If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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