i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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