Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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