just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Houston, we have a blender
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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