He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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