i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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