Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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